i was checking out who was on my blog and
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN
i have been informed that this is hawaii
Awesome apart; even more awesome together.
Please fire me. My coworkers play a game they call “Sue Baiting”. Sue is an older woman who never got over a romance she had with one of the managers many years ago. These girls think it’s funny to hang around him, and take bets on how long it will take Sue to charge in and defend her territory.
I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.
They just know better.
damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.
I will stop reblogging this when it stops being awesome.
182nd day of the year.
Congratulations you’ve officially wasted half a year.
I finally understand what Blink-182 means.
I feel this is very important.
It’s been apparent to me for a while that most men can’t really imagine “equality.” All they can imagine is having the existing power structure inverted.
I cannot decide whether this shows how unimaginative they are, or shows how aware they must be of what they do in order to so deeply fear having it turned on them.
Hotel showers are really weird because they can range anywhere from “gently peeing on you” to “I fear for the safety of my nipples”