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soufflesandbowties:

soufflesandbowties:

i was checking out who was on my blog and

whY

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ARE YOU

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IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN 

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i have been informed that this is  hawaii 

kickingcones:

Awesome apart; even more awesome together. 

kickingcones:

Awesome apart; even more awesome together. 

pleasefireme:

Please fire me. My coworkers play a game they call “Sue Baiting”. Sue is an older woman who never got over a romance she had with one of the managers many years ago. These girls think it’s funny to hang around him, and take bets on how long it will take Sue to charge in and defend her territory.

theacenightwatch:

theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

I will stop reblogging this when it stops being awesome.

theacenightwatch:

theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

I will stop reblogging this when it stops being awesome.

fullmetal-dipshit:

teenagecentury:

rubbishapples:

July 2nd.

182nd day of the year.

It’s 12pm.

Congratulations you’ve officially wasted half a year.

I finally understand what Blink-182 means.

FUCK

When men imagine a female uprising, they imagine a world in which women rule men as men have ruled women.

Sally Kempton

I feel this is very important.

(via yourenotsylviaplath)

It’s been apparent to me for a while that most men can’t really imagine “equality.”  All they can imagine is having the existing power structure inverted.

I cannot decide whether this shows how unimaginative they are, or shows how aware they must be of what they do in order to so deeply fear having it turned on them.

(via lepetitmortpourmoi)

I'm trying to imagine how Harry told Hermione and Ron he forgave Snape
Harry: so like Snape's actually nice
Hermione: ...
Ron: ..
Hermione: Harry, he harassed you for 7 years
Ron: not to mention that quidditch incident
Harry: before he died, he said I had my mother's eyes
Hermione: everyone says that Harry
Harry: yes but he had a crush on my mum and she didn't like him back
Ron: so?
Harry: I'm gonna name my kid after him
Hermione: Harry no
Harry: Snape 5ever

daximed:

Hotel showers are really weird because they can range anywhere from “gently peeing on you” to “I fear for the safety of my nipples”

tastefullyoffensive:

Notes from Management [ardentleprechaun]